Geoffrey Hooper has an objection. (objector) wrote,
@ 2009-02-25 20:00:00

Midweek.
I hate Wednesday mornings. It's the morning I get the owl with my Prophet subscription that attempts to EAT ME alive drop off my paper and if I ain't up early enough, he bloody tries to peck my nose right off. I don't even know how the nasty bugger gets in, 'cause I swear I leave my window closed (I mean, duh. It's still too fucking cold).

Must have super powers. And drink lots of milk. I don't know - beaks are the equivalent of teeth, yeah?

I reckon payday is coming up. I think I should treat my sexy girls Katie, Alicia and Angelina to something like a drink. YES or YES?

	visions 2009-02-25 11:28 pm UTC (link)
	I don't think owls drink milk, Geoff. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	objector 2009-02-25 11:30 pm UTC (link)
	Well, maybe this one does and that's why it hurts so much. ~~You must drink milk too.~~ (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	visions 2009-02-25 11:37 pm UTC (link)
	It probaby was just grumpy. You'd be grumpy, too, if you had to get up every morning to fly off and delivery the Prophet. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	objector 2009-02-25 11:46 pm UTC (link)
	Maybe it should consider a job change then. I wouldn't do what I do if it made me so grumpy I wanted to EAT PEOPLE. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

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